Craigslist In Real Life

"PS9" (PS9) 03/03/2017 at 09:29 • Filed to: None

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Someone at my job drives an absolute shit-trash 240SX. Like this one but ruined; Bumpers ripped off, half-ass not done paint job, rimz in the front, hatched camber job in the rear (and the camber job is really bad. The tires change camber angles when the thing rounds a corner, one of the wheels is bound to fall off). Anyway, you get the idea.

So I’m walking out for my break past the dude with the 240 and someone interested in buying. “$12k. Don’t lowball me, I know what I got.” In current condition it’s a $500 car at best. The drift tax is real.

Ash78, voting early and often > PS9 03/03/2017 at 09:31

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There needs to be something like one of those Human Trafficking or Animal Cruelty charities, but for cars that get raped by drifters. Wait, that sounded bad.

TheHondaBro > PS9 03/03/2017 at 09:31

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Holy fuck

LongbowMkII > PS9 03/03/2017 at 09:39

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did you openly laugh? he deserves the embarrassment.

Milky > Ash78, voting early and often 03/03/2017 at 09:42

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Sometimes you crash okay!? We’re not all the same. Wait, what are the handcuffs for? THIS ISN’T ME I PROMISE.

Ash78, voting early and often > Milky 03/03/2017 at 09:43

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Milky > Ash78, voting early and often 03/03/2017 at 10:06

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I only crashed one SC. Its not like people like them much anyways. I’m sorry, I regret it everyday!

haveacarortwoorthree2 > PS9 03/03/2017 at 11:04

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Well, if he drove it to work that day he can legit say “ran when parked”

Frank Grimes > PS9 03/03/2017 at 18:08

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Do you live by those haggard garage dorks?